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Profession Jokes - Police Jokes

Lord, Forgive Me

A rabbi, a minister, and a priest were playing poker when the police raided the game. Turning to the priest, the lead police officer said, "Father Murphy, were you gambling?"
Turning his eyes to heaven, the priest whispered, "Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do." To the police officer, he then said, "No, officer; I was not gambling."
The officer then asked the minister, "Pastor Johnson, were you gambling?"
Again, after an appeal to heaven, the minister replied, "No, officer; I was not gambling."
Turning to the rabbi, the officer again asked, "Rabbi Goldstein, were you gambling?" Shrugging his shoulders, the rabbi replied, "With whom?"

Categories: Religion Jokes (God Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Protestant Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
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Death by Job Title

Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in. "I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession."
The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. "I'm a cop", says the first man. "Then we will shoot your penis off!", said the sheik.
He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a firemen", said the second man. "Then we will burn your penis off!", said the sheik.
Finally, he asked the last man,"And you, what do you do for a living?" And the third man answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Profession Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes
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Anonymous

Testing a New Recruit

Police Chief says, "As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?" New Recruit replies, "Call for backup!"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
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