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I'm A Nit
Patient: Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit
Doctor: Will you get out of my hair!
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Anonymous
Baby Soon
A pregnant woman hobbles into the hospital, one hand on her back. A nurse asks her what’s wrong, and the pregnant woman screams, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Didn’t!” The nurse shakes her head and says, “I’m sorry…I don’t understand.” The pregnant woman’s face contorts in pain as she shouts, “Can’t! Won’t! Don’t!” The nurse, bewildered, turns to a doctor. “Admit her,” the doctor said. “She’s having contractions.”
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Submitted BY: bornagainredditor
President Bush
President Bush is so stupid, he dyed his hair blonde to become smarter.
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