Profession Jokes

Twitter Addict

I'm beginning to worry about my obsession with technology. I told my doctor, "I think I'm addicted to Twitter." He replied, "I don't follow you."

Submitted BY: musichatesyouall

N.I.H. Substitution

Why is the N.I.H. (National Institute of Health) substituting rats with lawyers for lab tests?
Three reasons:
1. There are more lawers then rats.
2. When rats die many lab techies feel bad for them.
3. There are some things a rat will not do.

Anonymous

God Invented Lawyers

Q: Why did God invent lawyers?
A: So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.

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