Why Gynecology

A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he planned to specialize in gynecology. When she asked him why he chose gynecology, he said simply, "There's lots of openings!"

Comcast Blues

Comcast service is getting worse by the day. Last week I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same channel. I placed an order for jewelry and ended up buying a congressman from New Jersey.

How To Get Out of Prison.

Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of this place!
Doctor: I am, bit by bit.