Profession Jokes

Emily Dickinson's Favorite Reindeer

Q: What is Emily Dickinson's Favorite Reindeer?
A: Dasher

Anonymous

No Child Left Behind

Q: Who in the school district is most focused on  “No Child Left Behind”?
A: The bus driver

Anonymous

Bill and Hillary's Bed

Bill and Hillary are fast asleep in the First Bedroom, when Hillary wakes and starts shaking Bill. Bill groggily opens his eyes and says, "Honey, it's 3am.  What do you want?"
"I have to go use the bathroom," Hillary replies. Bill blinks.   "Please tell me you didn't wake me up just to tell me you have to go to the bathroom." "No," Hillary says, "I just wanted to tell you to save my spot."

Anonymous
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