Business One-Liners 93

• There is one big difference between genius and stupidity; genius has limits.
• Things are more like today than they ever were before.
• Things could be worse; suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.
• Things get worse under pressure.
• Things go right so they can go wrong.
• Thinking is hard work.
• One can't bear burdens and ideas at the same time.
• This space for rent.

Signs and Notices Continued

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
Sign on a scientist's door: "Gone fission."
Sign in a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
Sign in a podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels."
Sign in a butcher's window: "Let me meat your needs."
Sign on used car lot: "Second hand cars in first crash condition."
Sign on fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."
Sign in a car dealership office: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Sign over a cannibal's hut: "I never met a man I didn't like."
Sign in a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."

Auditions Galore

My friend got a dozen auditions for movies in the last week. I asked him how and all he could say was, "It's this new medication." He never told me what it was, but I could safely assume that it was a fast acting drug.