Profession Jokes

Light Bulb - Cops

Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but he is never around when you need him.

Anonymous

Pancakes

I told my psychiatrist, "My wife sent me here because I like pancakes." She said, "Liking pancakes doesn't make you crazy. I like pancakes too." I said, "Great! Come down to the house. I got a whole basement full!"

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Anonymous

Lawyer's Word Processor

Q: Have you heard about the lawyer's word processor?

A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.

Anonymous
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