Profession Jokes

Go Brian Go

Q: How do you tell if an apology isn't sincere?
A: The words 'conflate' and 'misremember' are involved in the excuse.

Anonymous

Doctors to Change a Lightbulb

Q: How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty: one primary care physician to change it and 19 specialists to take it apart and look at it under a microscope.

Anonymous

In the ER

We're losing him, anyone have any ideas?
How about 50 cc's of a cool refreshing beverage?
Dammit Dr. Pepper not now!

Anonymous
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