Profession Jokes

Tesla Upgrade

My sales manager pulled up in a new Tesla Model S today and I complimented him on it. 
He said, "Well, if you set goals, you're determined, and you work really hard and put in the long hours, I can trade up to a Model D next year."

Anonymous

It's Always A Women

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx

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Anonymous

Cone Deaf

I was completely shocked today when my doctor told me I was color blind.
It came completely out of the green.

Anonymous
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