New Experience

There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for a vasectomy was instead given a sex change operation. The doctors gathered at his bed afterwards to tell him the bad news. "Ohhhh no!!!" the patient wailed, "I'll never be able to experience an erection again!" "Of course you'll still be able to experience erections," replied one surgeon, "only it will have to be someone else's!"

Proctologist

Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.

Good Work Day

Q: How do you know when it's going to be a good day at work?
A: When you see your boss' picture on the side of the milk carton.