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Six People On A Plane
Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3 children. The pilot comes on the radio and says the plane is going to crash, and there are only three parachutes. The doctor yells out, " Save the children" The lawyer yells out "FUCK THE CHILDREN!" The priest yells out " IS THERE TIME?"
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Mexican Fire Truck
What do you call two Mexicans on the back of a firetruck?
Jose and Hose B
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Homework
Q: Why did the student eat her homework?
A: Because the teacher said it would be a 'piece of cake'.
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