Profession Jokes

Six People On A Plane

Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3 children. The pilot comes on the radio and says the plane is going to crash, and there are only three parachutes. The doctor yells out, " Save the children" The lawyer yells out  "FUCK THE CHILDREN!" The priest yells out " IS THERE TIME?"

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Mexican Fire Truck

What do you call two Mexicans on the back of a firetruck?
Jose and Hose B

Anonymous

Homework

Q: Why did the student eat her homework?
A: Because the teacher said it would be a 'piece of cake'.

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