An Academic Problem

In a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up against one wall, and all the boys against the opposite wall. Every ten seconds, they walk toward each other exactly half the remaining distance between them. A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are asked, "When will the girls and boys meet?" Mathematician: "Never." Physicist: "In an infinite amount of time." Engineer: "Well... in about two minutes, they'll be close enough for all practical purposes."

Redneck Disease

A redneck visits the doctor and says, "I have seenus disease." The doctor said, "You mean sinus disease." The man said, "No, I was in bed with my girlfriend and my wife seen us."

Shy Patient

During her annual checkup, buxom blonde beauty was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table. "Doctor," she replied shyly. "I just can't undress in front of you." "All right," said the physician. "I'll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you're through."
In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness, "Doctor, I've undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?" "Put them on the chair, on top of mine."