Profession Jokes

One At A Time

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A: A gigolo only screws one person at a time.

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Lawyers for Experiments

Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats?
A: They don't become so attached to the lawyers.

Anonymous

The Irishman's Missing Dog

An old Irish farmer's dog goes missing and he's inconsolable. His wife says, "Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"  So he does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing. "What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks.
"Here boy!" he replies.

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