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Emotion Costume Party

A lady is throwing a party where each guest shows up as their favorite emotion. A guest arrives dressed in green. "Envy!" she says, and lets him in. A lady comes dressed in red. She says, "Anger!" and lets her in. Two naked guys walk up to the front door. One guy is holding a bowl of pudding with his penis stuck in it, and the other guy has his penis in a hollowed-out pear. "Wait a minute," she says to them. "This is supposed to be an emotion party!" The first guy says, "Yeah, and I'm f**king dis-custard." The second guy says, "And I'm deep in dis-pear."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes , Holiday Jokes
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Why Chickens Don't Wear Underwear

Q: Why don't chickens wear underwear?
A: Because their peckers are on their faces!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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Pink Pussycat Boutique

The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn't bat an eye when the customer purchased an artificial vagina. "What are you going to use it for?" she asked. "None of your business," answered the customer, beet red and thoroughly offended. "Calm down, buddy," soothed the salesgirl. "The only reason I'm asking is that if it's food, we don't have to charge you sales tax."

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