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Loaded For the Date

A guy had a date with this really hot blonde. He wanted a tan, so he went up on his roof and stripped because he didn't want a tan line. But he fell asleep and woke up three hours later with a sunburn, especially on his dick. He puts lotion on it, wraps it up and gets ready for his date. The blonde comes over, they make dinner and are watching a movie when the sunburn on the guy's dick really starts to hurt. So he excuses himself to the kitchen, where he pours milk on his dick to alleviate the burn. The blonde, who has followed him, peeks in the kitchen and says to herself, "So that's how they load them."

Categories: Blonde Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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When Its Cold Outside

Q: How do you know when it is cold outside?
A: When your dog's dick is frozen to the fire hydrant.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Weather Jokes (So Cold Here Jokes) , Riddles
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Circumcising a Whale

Q: How do you circumcise a whale?
A: With four skin-divers.

Categories: Animal Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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