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First Night

A young couple were married and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom.
When she gets to the bathroom door, he opened the door, exposing his body for the first time to his bride. Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped and stared and she asked shyly, "What's that?" pointing to a small part of his anatomy.
He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, "Well, that's what we had so much fun with last night."
And she, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Anonymous

Redneck Mole Removed

Q: Did you hear about the redneck who went to the hospital to have a mole removed from his d*ck?
A: He swore off sex with them creatures forever.

Categories: Redneck Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
Anonymous

Multi-Tasking

God gave men a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Funny Thoughts
Submitted BY: Robin Williams
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