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Word Play Jokes - Private Parts
Mirror, Mirror
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust-line forty four". Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light and her boobs grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what has happened and in minutes they both return. This time the husband crosses his fingers and says, "Mirror mirror on the door, make my "manhood" touch the floor!" Again, there's a bright flash and both his legs fall off.
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Life Sentence
A bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "Okay, sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is put the prisoner in the prison." And they made love for the first time and the husband was smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles and says, "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time, the bride says, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The husband rises to the occasion and they made love again. The bride again says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again," to which the husband yelled, "Hey, it's not a life sentence!!!"
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What's Stiff and Excites Women?
Q: What's stiff and excites women?
A: Elvis Presley.
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