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Whorehouse Visit

Fred, Bob and Mike visit a whorehouse. Fred comes out of the first bedroom and says, "She put a powdered donut on my d**k." Bob comes out of the second bedroom and says, "She put a glazed donut on my d**k." Mike comes out of the third bedroom, holding two dollars. Fred and Bob ask, "Did she donut you?" "No" says Mike, "she told me to go and buy a box of Cheerios."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Food Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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I Want That Car

Three boys were sitting on some steps watching cars go by. They see a Cadillac Escalade drive by and the first boy says, "I wish I could have that Cadillac. The second boy says, "I wish I could have that Lincoln Navigator behind it. The third boy says, "I wish my whole body was covered in curly hair because my sister has a small patch between her legs and that is how she got both of those cars."

Categories: Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Wash Me

Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Simple, tell the girl not to wash down there.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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