Decisions

I can only afford to buy one of the two bicycles I'm looking at for my collection.
It's a Schwinn Schwinn decision.

Irish Catholic Family

Shortly after having her ninth baby, an Irish Catholic woman runs into her parish priest. He congratulates her on the new offspring and says, "Nine children is certainly a full house." "Well," she replies, "I don't know how I get pregnant so often. It must be something in the air." "Yes," says the priest, "your legs."

The Big Picture

It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.