Word Play Jokes

Toothache

If I had any teeth left, they'd hurt, because you're so sweet.

Anonymous

Gone in a Flash

There's a person going round robbing houses in a Superman costume
Police are telling the public to be on the lookout for the "Man of Steal"

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Mommy Horse

Q: Why was the mommy horse upset with her son the mule?
A: Because he came out half-assed.

Anonymous
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