Bearing Arms

Support your right to bare arms! Wear short sleeves!

Yo Mama - Dr. Pepper

Yo mama so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Church Whisper

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, It's not appropriate to say the word pee in church. So, from now on whenever you have to pee just tell me that you have to 'whisper." The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father, "Daddy, I have to whisper." The father looked at him and said, "Okay, just whisper in my ear."