Word Play Jokes

Definition of Diplomacy

Q: What's the definition of diplomacy?
A: The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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Knock Knock - Juicy

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Juicy!
Juicy who!
Juicy what I just saw?

Anonymous

37 Mating Positions

What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display with a sign saying "Newly translated from the original French: 37 mating positions." Noticing that the books were already wrapped in plain brown paper, I just had to buy one. Once safely at home I opened it, out of sight of my wife, and found that I had just purchased an expensive book about Chess.

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