Word Play Jokes

China Surprise

A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, black baby boy. "Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. "What will you name the baby?" The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, "I think we will name him Sum Ting Wong."

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Yo Mama - Pizza

Yo mama so fat, every night at 6, the pizza place calls HER.

Anonymous

Blowing Mr. Bubbles

Q: Do you remember blowing Mr. Bubbles when you was a kid?
A: Well, he called me last night and told me to tell you "hello."

Anonymous
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