Word Play Jokes

Court Rules

A young man is in court. He's driving everyone mad with his loud and incessant chewing. The judge looks over and says "For the love of God man would you stop masticating"
To which he replies in a panicked voice "I wasn't, I wasn't, I swear, I just had my hands in my pockets"

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Pirate Booty Call - Head

Need to use the head? I've got one you can use! Yar!

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Letter Test

What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but never has 5 letters.
 

Categories: Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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