Word Play Jokes

Michael Jackson And Caviar

Q: What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
A: They both come on little white crackers.

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The Ballerina

A good looking woman walks into a bar wearing a tube top. She raises her hand to signal the bartender for a beer, revealing that she does not shave her armpits. Meanwhile, a sloppy drunk on the other side of the bar signals the bartender, "Buy that ballerina over there a drink on me." The bartender replies, "What makes you think she's a ballerina?" "Because," answers the drunken man, "any chick that can lift her leg that high has GOT to be a ballerina."

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Women and Pool Tables

Q: What is the difference between a woman a pool table?
A: On the pool table, you put the balls in the hole and the stick stays out.

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