Word Play Jokes

New Business Mergers

Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants: New company will be called - Poupon Pants.
Knott's Berry Farms and National Organization of Women: New company will be called - Knott NOW!!!

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He Was Light Fingered

Q: Why did the firefly keep stealing things?
A: He was light fingered!

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Yo Mama - Fat

Yo mama is so fat, she walked into a restaurant took one look at the menu and said, "yes please!"

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