Word Play Jokes

Natural Major

Q: What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?
A: A natural major.

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Mormon Kids

Q: Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?
A: Because 30 is too many!

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The Definition of BTU

Recent confusion about the meaning of the abbreviation BTU has lead to the creation of set definitions that may be used when discussing its meaning.
1. Big Time Unemployment
2. Buy Thermal Underwear
3. Bill's Tax Utopia
4. Being Totally Unfair 

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