That Was No Piccolo

Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?" The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my wife."

What Key

Q: What key is "Exploring The Cave With No Flashlight" written in?
A: C sharp or B flat.

Jumping On The Bed

Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: How do you get him down?
A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.