Word Play Jokes

Knock Knock - Alaska

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alaska!
Alaska who?
Alaska my friend the question then!

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Anonymous

Misunderstood

My lesbian friends got me a Rolex for my birthday.
I don't think they understood when I said "I wanna watch."

Anonymous

Knock, Knock, Knock

It's the day after Halloween and these kids are still knocking on my door.
When are they going to learn that they're not getting out of the basement?

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