Word Play Jokes

Diana's Funeral

Q: Why did Elton John sing at Diana's funeral?
A: Because he is the only queen who gives a fuck.

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Anonymous

Tombstone Epitaph V

Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery: Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake. Stepped on the gas Instead of the brake.

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Anonymous

Recruting

I received a call from a Headhunter. She said to me, "Sir, I have two openings for you!"
I replied, "Yes. I know."
There was a long silence and then she said, "Asshole."
I replied, "I prefer the other one."

Submitted BY: teknoplasm
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