Jelly Beans

Q: What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
A: The black one steals your watch.

Location

Q: What do you call a black dude with a regular job, who doesn't drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn't rape white women?
A: An Inmate

Spray Down

Q: Why do black people have white hands and feet?
A: That is where God stood them up against the wall to spray them.