Word Play Jokes

Flat Major

Q: What do you say after you run an army officer over with a steam roller?
A: See flat major.

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Where are We?

Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and turned around to ask Rachmaninov, "Where are we?"
Rachmaninov said, "Carnegie Hall, sir!"

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Anonymous

Go Big

Just attempted to beat the record for the biggest piece of glass ever blown.
Smashed it.

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