Word Play Jokes

Elephant

Q: What goes up slowly and comes down quickly?
A: An elephant in an elevator!

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Razor

Q: Why did the razor cross the face?
A: To get to the other sideburn.

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Knock, Knock, Knock

It's the day after Halloween and these kids are still knocking on my door.
When are they going to learn that they're not getting out of the basement?

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