Word Play Jokes

Flat Major

Q: What do you say after you run an army officer over with a steam roller?
A: See flat major.

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Chinaman

Q: What do you call a mentally challenged Chinaman?
A: Sometin Wong.

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Edward Scissorhands

I wonder what Edward Scissorhands thinks of touchscreen technology.

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