Word Play Jokes

Cross Between a Woodpecker and a Carrier Pigeon

Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A: A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

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Close To The Fans

Q: What happens if you get too hot at a football match?
A: Sit a bit closer to one of the fans.

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Double Feature

Yo mama so cross-eyed, she went to a movie and thought it was a double feature.

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