Word Play Jokes

Close To The Fans

Q: What happens if you get too hot at a football match?
A: Sit a bit closer to one of the fans.

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Double Feature

Yo mama so cross-eyed, she went to a movie and thought it was a double feature.

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Respect For The Dead

I believe in respect for the dead, in fact I could only respect you if you were dead.

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