Word Play Jokes

Jones Syndrome

Patient: Doc, I can't stop singing, "The Green, Green Grass of Home."
Doc: "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
Patient: "Is it common?"
Doc: "It's Not Unusual."

Anonymous

Toasty

Q: How do astronauts stay warm?
A: With a space heater!

Anonymous

Being Punctual

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

Anonymous
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