Word Play Jokes

Scared To Death

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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Pep Talk

Remember half of the people in the world are below average.

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Lost All of My Luggage

McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks. An airline employee asked him if he was already homesick."No," replied McAteer. "I've lost all me luggage!" "How'd that happen?" "The cork fell out," said the Irishman.

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