Word Play Jokes

You Came From A Bucket

"Daddy?" the kid asked his father. "Where did I come from?" "Ask your mother," he replied. "I did," the kid said. "But I don't think she was telling the truth. She said I came from a bucket." "Hmm.." chuckled his dad. "That's about the size of it..."

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Blue Water

Q: Where can you find an ocean without any water?
A: On a map!

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ABC

Q: If A is for Apple and B is for Banana then what is C for?
A: Plastic Explosives.

Categories: Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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