Word Play Jokes

Garlic

Q: What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
A: His bark was much worse than it's bite!

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What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?

Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim. Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!

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Six Brazilian

A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!" Confused, he replies, "Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"

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