Word Play Jokes

Good Health

Q: Is chicken soup good for your health?
A: Not if you're the chicken!

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Philosophy Versus Math

Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.

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Too Deep

Q: Why can’t Polish farmers raise chickens?
A: They plant the eggs too deep.

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