Word Play Jokes

They Play A Viola

Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?
A: A violator.

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Mary Had

Mary had a little sheep, with this sheep, she went to sleep. The sheep turned out to be a ram, and Mary had a little lamb.

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A Furrier From The US Goes To Helsinki...

A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs. He arranges for a hooker to be sent to his room. When they're done, he said, "I'm afraid my Finnish isn't too good." The hooker replied, "Your foreplay ain't all that hot either."

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