Word Play Jokes

The Lone Ranger

Q: Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
A: Ta da dump, ta da dump, ta da dump Dump DUMP!!!

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Bitter End

Little Johnny's teacher asked him, "Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, "bitter end" in it. Little Johnny thought for a moment and replies, "Our dog chased our cat and he bitter end."

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Pig's Ears

A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant, "Do you have pig's ears?" The counter assistant replies, "No, it's just the way my hair is parted!"

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