Word Play Jokes

Computer Dog

Q: What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
A: A computer with a lot of bites!

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Mayonaise

Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!

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Been There Done That

Q: What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks? 
A: A seasoned veteran.

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