Hot Dates

Two blondes were discussing last-minute sexy costume ideas. Both had on little black dresses and stilettos but were looking for a creative accessory to spice up their outfits. With limited time and options, the blondes cooked some eggs and put them on hats to be "so hot you can fry an egg on us". A few hours later at the party the blondes are getting a lot of attention. A guy says to his buddies, "hey look! Eggs over easy!"

Rain Cloud

Q: What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?
A: Thunder wear!

Dumb Funnies!

Q: What do you call a fly with no wings?
A: A walk.
Q: Why was the Tomato blushing?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because it had no guts!
Q: What do John the Baptist & Winnie the Pooh have in common?
A: Their middle name.
Q: Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book?
A: They all have phones.
Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck!
Q: Why don't cannibals eat comedians?
A: Because they taste funny.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
Q: Why are proctologists so gloomy?
A: They always have the end in sight.
Q: What do you give an elephant with diarreha?
A: Lots of Room
Q: What does Mozart do now that he is dead?
A: He decomposes.
Q: Why do they put bells on cows?
A: Because their horns don't work!