Word Play Jokes

Lions Meal

Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
A: 'Let us prey.'

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Bean Soup

Q: Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?
A: Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"

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Baby's Motto

Q: What's a baby's motto?
A: If at first you don't succeed - cry, cry again!

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