Word Play Jokes

Diana's Funeral

Q: Why did Elton John sing at Diana's funeral?
A: Because he is the only queen who gives a fuck.

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Eskimo Cows

Q: What do you call Eskimo cows?
A: Eskimoos.

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Lions Meal

Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
A: 'Let us prey.'

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