Word Play Jokes

General At Christmas

Q: What does an army general kiss under at Christmas?
A: Missile toe

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500 Girlfriends

Q: What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
A: A shepherd.

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Missing Wife

My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.

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