Dyslexia Agony

After Daylight Saving Time ended, I stopped to visit my dyslexic friend.  He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You idiot! You're supposed to turn your clock back!"

Half of A Prayer

Clinton's mother prayed fervently that Bill would grow up and be president. So far, half of her prayer has been answered.

Happy New Year

If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.