Word Play Jokes

Who Won the Race

Q: Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?
A: Santa flies, not runs... there aren't any smart blondes, so the dumb blonde it must be!

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Knock Knock - Amy

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amy!
Amy who?
Amy 'fraid I've forgotten!

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Avocado

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avocado!
Avocado who?
Avocado a cold!

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