Wang's Kitchen

$9.50 General Tso's chicken from Wang's Kitchen in NYC
$1.00 -  Can soda
Getting home and realizing that Wang forgot to give you one of your containers... riceless !

Thanksgiving Dishes

A priest was invited to Thanksgiving dinner by one of his parishioners. When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life. "Were these dishes ever washed?" he asked his hostess, running his fingers over the grit and grime. She replied, "Of course they were cleaned Father." "They're as clean as soap and water could get them." He felt a bit apprehensive, but blessed the turkey dinner anyway and they all started eating. The meal was delicious and he paid his compliments in spite the dirty dishes. When dinner was over, the hostess took the dishes outside and yelled, "Here Soap! Here Water!"

Why Nipples

Q: Why did God give woman nipples?
A: To make suckers out of men.