Fatty McVirgin

Q: What's the difference between a fat woman and a virgin?
A: A fat woman's trying to diet, and the virgin's dying to try it!

Double Vision

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

A Day Off

Q: What do you get when you cross Iron Man and Matthew Broderick?
A: Ferrous Bueller