Happy Thanksgiving

One Thanksgiving a friend and I were walking down a main street in Albany when a man comes up to me and gives me a turkey and says, "Happy Thanksgiving!" Without hesitation my friend knocks him out. I asked my friend why he punched the nice man. My friend said, "He gave you the bird!"

When Toes Meet

Q: What do the toes say when they meet?
A: There is a fungus among us.

Knock Knock - Lime

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lime!
Lime who?
Lime bean!