Word Play Jokes

Miss My Ex

I still miss my ex... but my aim is getting better!

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Fortune Cookie Mistake

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
On Saturday last, I had dinner at a local Chinese restaurant. My fortune read: "You will gain admiration from your pears." Comice? Bartlett? Canned? I don't grow or eat them, anyway.

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Monica In Med School

Q: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?
A: She sucked as an intern!

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