Magic Desert Drink

Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician. The magician was standing at the top of a slide. The magician than said, ''You may each go down the slide, asking for a drink. When you reach the bottom of the slide you shall land a a huge glass of that drink. The first man went down yelling, ''Beerrr!!!'' Plop! He landed in a glass of beer. The second guy went down the slide yelling, ''lemonadeee!!!'' Plop! He landed in a glass of lemonade. The third guy went down the slide yelling ''wheeeeeeeee!!!'''

Digging Vampire

Q: Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with a finger up his nose?
A: He was a ghoulsniffer!

Yo Mama - Baseball

Yo mama so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat