Knock Knock - Koch

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Koch!
Koch who?
Koch in the act!

10 Reasons To Date A Hockey Player

1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9. They know when to play rough
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls.

Earmuffs

Q: Why do blondes wear earmuffs?
A: To avoid the draft.