Word Play Jokes

Worst Christmas

Q: What's the worst thing to get for Christmas?
A: Measles!

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Sex Like A Convenience Store

Q: Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?
A: There's not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning?

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Legs Open

Q: Why do moths fly with their legs open?
A: Cause they've got huge mothballs!

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