Batman Says to Robin

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?
A: Get in the Batmobile Robin!

David Beckham V Model Airplane

Q: What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?
A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

Magic Desert Drink

Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician. The magician was standing at the top of a slide. The magician than said, ''You may each go down the slide, asking for a drink. When you reach the bottom of the slide you shall land a a huge glass of that drink. The first man went down yelling, ''Beerrr!!!'' Plop! He landed in a glass of beer. The second guy went down the slide yelling, ''lemonadeee!!!'' Plop! He landed in a glass of lemonade. The third guy went down the slide yelling ''wheeeeeeeee!!!'''