Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody

This is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everbody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

Difficult Homework

Bill: "My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."
Bert: "Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.."

Dale Earnhardt T-Shirt

Q: Did you hear about the lady at Wal-Mart that was trying on a Dale Earnhardt T-shirt?
A: She hit the wall three times before she got it off!