Word Play Jokes

Knock Knock - Lemon

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lemon!
Lemon who?
Lemon me give you a kiss!

Anonymous

Only Two Chances

Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant? She blew them both...

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Bottom of the Class

"I'm worried about you always being at the bottom of the class," said the father to his son. "Don't worry Dad," he replied. "They still very much teach the same thing at both ends."

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