Word Play Jokes

Yo Mama - Sections

Yo mama so fat she has to wake up in sections.

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Football Pitch

Q: What part of a football pitch smells nicest?
A: The "scenter" spot!

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Tomato Family

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Food Jokes
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